Stranger: Hi

You: is it bad if u sneeze into ur armpit?

You: im scared

Stranger: Probably

You: im too young to die man!

Stranger: Get to the doctor

Stranger: E

Stranger: Right now

You: BUT MY ARMPIT

Stranger: Or you’ll be dead in minutes

Stranger: GO

You: NOOO

You: I DONT HAVE A CAR

Stranger: RUN

You: I REFUSE TO DIE

You: NO

Stranger: USE YOUR TRANSPORTATION SKILLS

Stranger: HITCHHIKE

You: I DONT HAVE ANY MAN

Stranger: SHOW SOME LEG AND THEY’LL PICK YOU UP

Stranger: IT’LL BE OOKAY

You: OMG

You: I CANT MOVE MY ARMPIT IS GROWING

Stranger: Well that’s not very good..

You: AHHH

You: ITS STRANGLING ME

Stranger: NOOOOO

You: SKSOAJDN

Stranger: STRANGLE IT BACK

You: IM EATING IT

Stranger: USE THE OTHER ARMPIT

You: OMG

You: AHHH

Stranger: DID YOU KILL IT?

You: NO

Stranger: HIT IT

You: ITS TALKING TO ME

You: WHAT DO I DO

Stranger: CHALLENGE IT TO A DEBATE

You: OKAY

Stranger: OWN IT’S ASS

You: IM TALKING ABOUT POLITICS

Stranger: AND KILL IT

Stranger: THAT WILL BORE IT TO DEATH

You: AHHH

You: OH NO

You: I SEE THE LIGHT

Stranger: NO

Stranger: DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT

Stranger: THE DARKSIDE HAS COOKIES

You: BUT BUT BUT

Stranger: NO BUTS

You: ILL DO A SEXY DANCE FOR IT MAYBE IT WILL BE DISTRACTED

Stranger: SHAKE THAT MONEY MAKER

You: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: USE YOUR SKILLS THAT YOU LEARNED OFF OF FLIRTY GIRL FITNESS

You: ITS TALKING TO MY DOG

You: MY DOG IS GROWLING AT ME

You: NOOOOOOOO

Stranger: I have to go :(

Stranger: I’m sorry

Stranger: Dont die

You: ILL TRY

You: GOOD BYE FELLOW

Stranger: BYE